BIG BLACK DUDES, A PORNO CHICK AND SWEATY BALLS! … NO IT’S NOT AN INTERACIAL GANG-BANG, IT’S “WIN A DATE WITH A PORNO STAR TO AN UPCOMING LA CLIPPER HOME GAME”!!
Fayner Posts: That’s right, kiddos!
Available are 4 sets of Clipper tickets.
The winner of the first three week’s contests get free tix and a date with a yet-unnamed porno starlet to their choice of home game.
The final winner gets to see the game with Fayner, who may or may not cut a hole in the bottom of a popcorn box and let the winner give him a handjob during halftime.
Stay tuned for further details.