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WHO’S AVN AWARD IS THIS? WHO’S COCAINE IS THIS? WE KNOW, DO YOU?
THIS CHICK KNEW TR YEARS AGO AS CHILDREN. THE FIRST TIME I MET HER SHE HAD SUPER DIRTY FEET. THE SECOND TIME I MET HER WAS HOURS BEFORE THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN. SHE SOMEHOW GOT HERSELF AND HER LUGGAGE TO TESTA’S ROOM WITH PROMISES OF SEX. IF SHE WASN’T SO INSANE I WOULD HAVE.
WHATEVER, PEOPLE. IT WAS 5 AM THURSDAY MORNING WHEN I FOUND HER AT THE CIRCLE BAR. LET’S SEE YOU DO BETTER AT 5 AM. ALL I KNOW IS THAT THE LOOK ON KICK AS PICTURES’ MARK KULKIS THE NEXT MORNING WHEN I WALKED HER TO THE CONVENTION AFTER A MIGHTY LONG EARLY MORNING WAS PRICELESS. NEEDLESS TO SAY SHE ENDED UP NOT SIGNING THAT DAY. FAYNER STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!!!
NOT SURE WHO THIS ASS BELONGS TO, BUT I KNOW WHO THE HANDS ARE THAT ARE ALL OVER IT. THINK THEIR GIRLFRIENDS KNOW???
TESTA’S AWARD FOR “BEST BLOWBANG” WAS DESERVING TO SAY THE LEAST. HIS TONGUE CAN DO WONDERS WHEN WRAPPED AROUND A COCK, OR SO I’VE HEARD
WE KNOW THAT IT’S AUTUMN BLISS AND MARIA GETTING ALL CLOSE AND SULTRY HERE, BUT WHO IS THAT CREEPY GUY LURKING IN THE SHADOWS BEHIND THEM? OH, IT’S JUST TRAVIS.