CHARLIE LAINE: THE ANIMAL SHE FEARS, THE ANIMAL SHE WON’T PICK UP AFTER AND SHOPPING AT WAL-MART

Fayner Posts: Got stoned all day with Charlie and Travis. It was fun. We got stoned.

Here are three things I learned today about Charlie Laine.

1) She doesn’t pick up after her dog Kobe. Sure, he’s a mini Greyhound and his poop is smaller than an acorn, but dammit people you gotta pick up your dog shit, er, your dog’s shit! Just ask Nate, he does it all the time and invites me to photograph it for everyone’s amusement.

2) She is deathly afraid of moths. The last time there was a moth on her she fainted. Chicks…

3) Wal-Mart, she says, the one in Wisconsin, is the best place to buy shirts that say AC/DC on them. She even showed me like five that she bought to further her point that Wal-Mart, the one in Wisconsin, is the best place to buy shirts that say AC/DC on them.

She also wears glasses and wipes pizza onto her jeans when she’s too stoned and doesn’t have any napkins…

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