A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON AN AIRPLANE

Fayner Posts: Okay, I was flying back to LA from Austin, TX this past weekend. I hate flying. I had a middle seat. That blows chunks.

I was sitting between a homo paralegal from West Hollywood and some big-titted chick.

We got to talking.

When the question of what I do for a living came up, the big-titted chick perked up.

“I love porno!” she said. “I even have a subscription to Hustler!”

“Really? I asked.

“Fuck yeah. I read every issue.”

“Ever read that story “Taking a porn star home to mom”?

“That article was awesome! Did you read it?”

“No,” I replied, “But I wrote it.”

“No fucking way!” she exclaimed. “That rules.”

I agreed with her, then grabbed my new iPod and cranked some Cinderella until we landed.

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