Fayner Posts: Okay, I was flying back to LA from Austin, TX this past weekend. I hate flying. I had a middle seat. That blows chunks.
I was sitting between a homo paralegal from West Hollywood and some big-titted chick.
We got to talking.
When the question of what I do for a living came up, the big-titted chick perked up.
“I love porno!” she said. “I even have a subscription to Hustler!”
“Really? I asked.
“Fuck yeah. I read every issue.”
“Ever read that story “Taking a porn star home to mom”?
“That article was awesome! Did you read it?”
“No,” I replied, “But I wrote it.”
“No fucking way!” she exclaimed. “That rules.”
I agreed with her, then grabbed my new iPod and cranked some Cinderella until we landed.