PAMELA ANDERSON AND BRET MICHAELS BACK IN COURT TO KEEP THEIR PORNO OFF THE SHELVES
Pamela Anderson and Bret Michaels are headed back to court again to stop the release of the sexually explicit video they shot a couple of years ago.
"Instead of ‘The Neverending Story,’ it’s like ‘The Neverending Porn Tape,’ " quips Michaels. The Poison lead singer and Anderson managed to get a federal injunction and won a multimillion-dollar lawsuit to stop the release of the video a few years back.
He says the latest company attempting to distribute the video, however, "basically told me and Pamela to screw off. I keep telling them, ‘You guys are going to lose, and you’re going to pay our legal bills. You’re just going to end up paying us a bunch of money, and the more you sell, it’s just going to be even worse for you.’ "
(editors note: the company in question is Metro. Guarino needs this. The company has been in the gutter for some time now, Dane has a better reputation, so he needs something, anything to drum up business for the failing company. However he may have picked a fight he just can’t win, hopefully he has a legal team that has apprised him of his chances in court. My only hope is that Guarino didn’t take the advice of CFO/General Counsel/Dipshit/Tribal Lawyer/Programmer/Clown/Accountant/Moron/Dildo Lover, Les Rich. Les could fuck up a one car funeral, so I hope he’s not the one giving the advice on this one.)