MY BOYFRIEND AND I WENT ON A ROMANTIC BALLIN’ CRUISE. WE ATE DINNER LIKE TRUE BALLERS EAT. STEAK AND LOBSTER MUTHA FUCKERS! JEALOUS YET? ALRIGHT I WILL STOP TALKING LIKE IM BLACK. MY BAD! I WAS WATCHING THE MTV MOVIES AWARDS! ITS ALL ABOUT DIDDY! THAT’S HIS NEW NAME. Lane IF YOU ASK ME! BACK TO THE CRUISE! ALL YOU DO IS DRINK, SMOKE HERB, EAT LIKE KINGS, AND LAY OUT BY THE POOL OR BY CRYSTAL CLEAR BEACHES. OUR LA BEACHES FUCKIN’ SUCK. WE PULLED INTO LB PORT THIS MORNING AND THE WATER WAS BLACK AND BROWN. IT WAS NASTY! WE HAD A WONDERFUL TIME AND I WOULD DEFINITELY RECOMMEND IT TO COUPLES ONLY, FUCK THE FAMILIES WITH THERE FIVE BRATTY KIDS! MORE STORIES WILL BE TOLD THROUGHOUT THE WEEK ABOUT MY TRIP. I WAS SO DRUNK AND HIGH IT WAS A BIG BLUR TO ME! GIVE ME A COUPLE DAYS. I HAVE PICTURES THAT PEOPLE SHOULDN’T SEE. ITS MY LIFE!
TMFR
OWNER, EDITOR AND WRITER
