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Showing some Lovin’ Twins style

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I’ve always been a fan of twins and twin porn stars is even fucking better. Well recently I came across a bit of news that The Love Twins, also known as Lacey and Lyndsey Love, have left Vivid and are now on their own making movies with other companies. Some of their work is pretty fucking hot, like their scene in that Jules Jordan flick Flesh Hunter 10.

Any fucking way, I wasn’t really meaning to get into a whole review of this movie or that or this chick is hotter than that chick, but I did want to let you know that if you think the Love Twins are hot little whores then you might be interested in their DVD giveaway which you can read about here.

MIA ROSE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT … DRIVERS

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Mia Rose Writes on MySpace: Its been a long time coming, and I am going to be brief, cause not too much needs to be said.

 

Hey dick head, in the Porsche, Mercedes, Saab, and you too comb over ass fucker in the Ferrari….. LEARN HOW TO FUCKING DRIVE. Trust me, your car IS NOT GOING TO GET YOU PUSSY IF YOU CONTINUE TO DRIVE LIKE A PUSSY. Leaving your blinker on for 3 fucking miles? Not being capable of staying in your lane. “yes, we share the road, weird right?” Too busy looking over at me passing you cause your going 40 mph on the fucking fwy you almost crash your baby into a wall. Speeding up to pass me when I’m going 80, just to pull in front of me and slow down?… I pity you and your sad driving “skillz”

 

So, go get back to your bumper cars if you are going to continue to drive like handicapped, half retarded blind bats.

 

You may be in California, but it doesn’t mean you shit sunshine… god forbid it rains…. Don’t get me started!

 

OH!! And one more thing…. TO THE OFF DUTY COP WHO CUT ME OFF WHEN I WAS TRYING TO EXIT….. And then you flash your badge at me like its going to make me change my mind on how big of a dick head driver you are?

 

Its a badge, its not a license to be a asshole / cunt. (( I actually LOVE the word cunt, so I take it back, cunt is good, and that is what you are NOT))

 

I will treat you with respect on the road and promise to never put you in harms way, so do me a big fucking favor, and do the same.

 

If not, fine, I’ll keep an eye out for you and your car at the tow yard. GAH

 

PS. this guy Manny has been keepin my shit clean for almost two years, If your in Los Angeles / hollywood, and like ur shit crisp. Call him and tell him you know me. “My god, I sound like an AD”

 

Fayner Adds: Well oh my gosh I don’t know what to say here. Has Mia gone off the deep end or what?!

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS SATIVA ROSE?

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Hey Fayner,
 
Dude, I love your site and you are funny as all hell…you write pretty good for a stoked-up white guy. Just kidding dude!
 
Yesterday, I was browsing through LADirect models website and I noticed that Sativa Rose is no longer listed on their roster. Did she retire from the industry? Is she on hiatus or taking a sabbatical? Can you call your industry peeps and give us the 4-11 on LF?
 
Thanks very much bro, please say hello to Taylor Rain for me. She is smoking HOT!!!
 
Steve Sherman from Chicago.
 
Fayner Says: So I began investigating this, ’cause that’s what good journalists do.
And what did I find out?
 
I found out that Sativa Rose has left the building, I mean, business.
The porn business, that is. Who knows if she’s hooking…well, there could be some Johns that know that answer to that one, but I ain’t gonna start calling pathetic dudes who pay for sex and ask them if Sativa is on any agency lists or whatever they use these days.
 
I for one am sad ’cause I’ve always loved Sativa. In fact, I think I’ll take a quick break right now and rub one out to one of her awesome scenes. See you a few minutes, okay?

A MIA ROSE IMPOSTER WRITES IN

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Someone Claiming to be Mia Rose Writes: For the love of god. I have a 350z, dez actually picked it out over a year ago. I still have her, and I love her.

‘and the Mexican guy, Manny, who details my car for 20 bucks…’ zomfg.

I hit a bunny going 90 mph on the way back from Havasue this week. fucking was crying and screaming! And then saw the aftermath of the exploded bunny…. I love manny. End of story.

 
Fayner Says: Even though I know for a fact Mia drives a Miata (there were many people there the day she announced "I’m changing my name to Mia Miata!") I decided to post this above email just ’cause the person put in a lot of work trying to impersonate Mia. The picture was a nice touch, too.

MIA ROSE QUESTIONED BY POLICE

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Fayner Posts: I rarely hear from Mia Rose, but when I do you can bet your bottom dollar it’s something good I’m about to hear. Yesterday was no exception.

“So Sunday night I sat at home and watched movies,” Mia tells me. “Then I went to sleep. At about five in the morning, I get startled out of bed by someone banging on my front door. ‘Who the fuck is it?!’ I yelled down from the window. ‘It’s the police, ma’am. Can you please come down?'”

“I open the front door, and there’s like ten cops all staring at me. I mean, I know I’m hot and all, but c’mon, right?! Anyway, I let the main cop in and he sits me down. He asks me where I was during the hours of two and four, I say ‘I was sleeping up until the time you started banging on my front door!’ So anyway, as it turns out, my red Mazda Miata was stolen from my parking space and used in a late night 7-11 hold-up or something like that. And to make it even worse, my Miata got wrecked in the ensuing car chase! Can you believe my fucking luck?! Now I have to get another car!”

“Are you gonna get another Miata?” I ask.

“Hell, yeah! I love the Miata! This new one’s gonna be twice as good as the last! I can’t wait!”

FLAKY BITCHES ARE WHACK!

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TMFR WRITES FROM HER JOURNAL:

www.clubtaylorrain.com

SPECIAL GUEST FLAKED BUT HAVE BACK UP!
Jul 31, 2006

THIS GIRLS AGENT CALLED ME AT 2PM AND TOLD ME THIS BITCH CAME DOWN WITH THE CLAP. SO WHACK!!!

SO IVE BEEN MAKING CALLS FOR THE PAST HOUR AND HALF AND NO BITCHES WANT TO CHAT TONIGHT OR DO AN INTERVIEW FOR LUKEFORD.COM.

ANYWAYS, SO I CALLED SMOKIE AND BANDITS AGENT AND THEY WERE FREE TO DO A LIVE CHAT AND A INTERVIEW SO WE ARE GOOD TO GO!!!

I KNOW THEY HAVE ALREADY BEEN GUESTS BUT THEY ARE WILLING TO DO THIS ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE!!! THEY LOVE TO BE ATTENTION WHORES!!!

C YA @ 8PM (PCT)

YOU KNOW ME I’M USUALLY 15 MINUTES LATE! SO LETS JUST SAY 8:15PM!!!

TMFR

STICK TO YOUR DAY JOB

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Before I left to mexico I directed my third movie for defiance films. The normal, gonzo, 5 scenes, start at 8am, all girls got cream in there assholes. Its was a great fuckin day.

First scene, tory lane and her hubby rick shameless.   She was on time, before her call time.  That was cool! Got her in makeup by 8:10am. Right on shedule. Got her in wardrobe and right out to pretty girls and bts. Then hubby shows up! I say “Sweet lets shoot some fuckin porn”. THINK NOT! Yup that’s right shameless couldn’t get his dick hard. When you have a normal job and your good at it stick with it! That mutha fucker wasted the first three important hours out of my day and my crew. fuck you shameless and Lane. Tory is AWESOME and has always done awesome scenes, but i hope she realizes her husband is going to wreck her career for sure. When she left she didn’t even say goodby, i was kinda mad and pissed at that but now i think it was because she was embarassed by limp dick and just wanted to high tail it out of there.

So I did some research on tory. I was very interesting too because the first thought comes to mind when you first meet her is WHORE (and i guess i mean that in a good way because at least she’s honest about it)! She might as well tattoo WHORE on her forehead because that is what she is. I have PROOF! HOLLA!

Before she tried to do her scene with her Lane hubby she did a little interview for me. Thanks tory if you read this! Makes for great gossip!

 

Interview with torri Lane and Jason silver:

She has here coffee, cig, and tit hangin out of her bra.

Jason: what’s up?
Lane: chillin
Lane: got my COFFEE AND MY CIGARETTES! laughs
Jason: so are u married?
Lane: NO!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lane: it’s a long story! Laughs, spills her coffee on her wardrobe
Jason: how did you guys meet?
Lane: we met at a bachelor party, I was with shy love that night! (wow, shy love is a whore too, who would have ever guessed)
Lane: laughs again, I WAS HOOKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (wow, shy love hookin too??… shocker)
Lane: that was a bad comment. Says it again “I WAS HOOKIN! I WAS HOOKIN!”
Jason: laughing says “ I was there”
Lane: OH YEAH YOU WERE.

More gossip………..

Lane: everyone hates me right now! People are pissed.
Jason: why?
Lane: cuz I only work with my husband.
Jason: you work with your husband? That’s not being a smart whore?
Lane: yup and hes not in the BUSINESS! Laughs! (that’s not funny)
Jason: do u do girls still?
Lane: yup!

Starts talking about there marriage………

Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Not going to last!

Then starts talking about how she took over the mutha fuckin business and her website is under contruction! Typical! Blah! Blah! Blah!

The point to this story is that a whore is a whore and let her make money. I hate when guys get involved with girls work. Stop being jealous and let her make her cheese. If she comes home to you why would you trip? Guys are so fuckin Lane! OH YEAH, STICK TO YOUR DAY JOB SHAMELESS!!!!!!!!!! PEACE!!!!!!

TAYLOR MUTHA FUCKIN RAIN
WRITER,OWNER, AND EDITOR

IT’S MY LIFE!

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MY BOYFRIEND AND I WENT ON A ROMANTIC BALLIN’ CRUISE. WE ATE DINNER LIKE TRUE BALLERS EAT. STEAK AND LOBSTER MUTHA FUCKERS! JEALOUS YET? ALRIGHT I WILL STOP TALKING LIKE IM BLACK. MY BAD! I WAS WATCHING THE MTV MOVIES AWARDS! ITS ALL ABOUT DIDDY! THAT’S HIS NEW NAME. Lane IF YOU ASK ME! BACK TO THE CRUISE! ALL YOU DO IS DRINK, SMOKE HERB, EAT LIKE KINGS, AND LAY OUT BY THE POOL OR BY CRYSTAL CLEAR BEACHES. OUR LA BEACHES FUCKIN’ SUCK. WE PULLED INTO LB PORT THIS MORNING AND THE WATER WAS BLACK AND BROWN. IT WAS NASTY! WE HAD A WONDERFUL TIME AND I WOULD DEFINITELY RECOMMEND IT TO COUPLES ONLY, FUCK THE FAMILIES WITH THERE FIVE BRATTY KIDS! MORE STORIES WILL BE TOLD THROUGHOUT THE WEEK ABOUT MY TRIP. I WAS SO DRUNK AND HIGH IT WAS A BIG BLUR TO ME! GIVE ME A COUPLE DAYS. I HAVE PICTURES THAT PEOPLE SHOULDN’T SEE. ITS MY LIFE!

TMFR
OWNER, EDITOR AND WRITER

JENNA PRESLEY LOSES A FRIEND

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Jenna Blogs

I have learned first hand that it is VERY important to be selective of your friends. I have many acquaintances, but as of today I have no friends. I met this girl well over a year ago and she just seemed so loyal, she was the ONLY person (other then my sister and my fiance) that I considered a friend. I let her in on so much, I shared some very personal stories with her. I TRUSTED her and I THOUGHT she trusted me too. Our friendship is over because of a pair of sunglasses! I know! CRAZY RIGHT?? This girl slept over at my house and says she left her sunglasses here, well I HONESTLY cant find them. So she accused me of stealing them. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I make way more money then this girl, not only that, I have MORALS and stealing is NOT one of them.

The reason I am so hurt by this is because I put myself in her shoes. If I slept over at her house and I said hey I think I left my glasses there and she said sorry they arent here, the first thing I would have said would have been.. SHIT! Where did I put them? I would NEVER accuse a BEST friend of stealing my glasses.

I guess this proves that when one is dazed and confused from substance abuse they OBVIOUSLY dont know their head from their ass. Unnatural substances can trick your brain into believing EXACTLY what you want it to believe.

I am NOT one to go talk shit about people (notice I have NOT mentioned any names NOR have I called this girl any names) I simply state the facts. With this said.. I get a text from her saying that if I start talking shit, she will kill me! Wow! REAL SMART to send that via text… My uncles a cop… How stupid can one be? And you know what… ANYONE that would threaten to kill you was NEVER a friend to begin with. So I am GLAD to have her out of my life.

xoxo Jenna Presley