Fayner Posts: Went to the Dodgers game last week with Fonz and Fred and my friend Abby from Boston, then instead of going back to the safe Valley like I wanted Fonz Fred and I headed to some club on La Cienega (or as some racist folk say: La See-A-Nigga) and met up with former Jenna Jameson husband Jay Grdina.

Here are three things you may not have known about Jay before right now.

1) His watch looks quite expensive, all gold and shit, and when I informed Jay that I think Liberace may be looking for it he let out a big chuckle.

2) Wanting to one-up me after telling Jay I finished my mainstream script, I was informed that Jay’s been hired by a major company to direct a mainstream movie soon in England. I nearly cried.

3) Jay turned down my offer of cocaine four times, saying he doesn’t do drugs. I nearly cried.