Found a funny as fuck article today about the so called leaked sex tape of Danielle Staub.
IF:
1. You were one of Hugh Hefner’s former girlfriends,
OR
2. You have a banging ass, cute face, and a sister who looks like a wookiee,
THEN
it’s ok for you to do a “leaked” sex tape.
HOWEVER, IF
you have tits that look like this: …………
Yes , Hustler is distributing a sex tape featuring Danielle Staub of “Real Housewives of New Jersey” infamy.
The tape is 75 minutes long and features Danielle like you’ve never seen her before! Follow the reality television star with the party-girl past as she has a romp with a mystery man.
You can buy this DVD starting June 14 from Hustler or in retail stores where Hustler DVDs are sold.