It was has to be the most shocking turn of events in this little drama I got an email today from someone named Tim Lassiter that is in support of Derek Hay and LA Direct Models. He wanted me to post this and I am going to post his email (see below) but not before I make a few very clear points.
It has become a very well known fact in the industry that Brazzer’s owns a very well known illegal tube site that posts videos they don’t own. Just recently they began posting movies owned by Vivid, Digital Playground and Wicked Pictures inside the Brazzer’s members area. This of course came a few days after being sued by Pure Play Media for $6.5 million for theft.
So now this guy writes in to support Derek Hey pointing out that Brazzer’s can afford to pay the higher rates. REALLY? DUH! YOU DIP SHIT. OF COURSE THEY CAN PAY BECAUSE THEY MAKE A SHIT TON OF MONEY ON STOLEN CONTENT. ARE YOU SO FUCKING RETARDED THAT YOU REALLY THOUGHT YOU COULD DEFEND YOUR BUDDY DEREK HAY BY SUPPORT PORN PIRACY AND A COMPANY WELL KNOWN TO DO IT?
I don’t know who Tim Lassiter is but if his justification for bad business decisions is based solely on the fact that he supports a company known to steal content, then what does that really say about him?
Next I want to point out his attack on the concept of a porno parody in general. To answer your question Tim Lassiter, what do parodies have to do with sex? Everything. DVD sales have seen a increase in sales that can be directly attributed to the porno parody genre. Just because you don’t like them doesn’t mean others don’t. And what matters most is, others in massive droves like them and the bottom line is, porno parodies = big money. Period. So the only dip shit I see around here is you for not knowing that.
I don’t know Jeff Mullen or can’t really say I even like or don’t like his movies. But what I will say is, what he says isn’t to far off from the truth. Promotion of talent isn’t about sending out a press release, as someone put it. Anyone who claims that putting a performer in the right movie(s) won’t help her career really needs to shut the fuck up because you don’t know what the fuck you are talking about.
Next you need to go back to my original post and read every fucking bit of it. Don’t glance over it. Read all of the points I made about bad business practices, not just the $ discount one.
If you are an agent you should take a moment to consider that maybe, just maybe some of these things are happening in your office and maybe just maybe you need to address them. Stop taking everything said as a personal fucking attack and instead consider just for once that maybe you aren’t perfect and maybe there is room for improvement.
My original post wasn’t even fucking about LA Direct Models. But it doesn’t mean they don’t need to read it and consider some of those things in the post. Everyone can use some help and improvement in their life and if you think you can’t well then you are just a dumb ass and I’m not going to waste my time on you anymore anyway.
I hope you post this:
RE: Derek Hay Blasting Jeff Mullen-GOOD FOR DEREK!Jeff Mullen’s inability to pay Derek Hay’s “asking price” aka the “FEMALE TALENT’S RATE” is a function of Jeff Mullen’s ineptitude as a businessman-nothing more, nothing less, only Jeff is to smitten with himself to notice this. Maybe that god-awful gotee that he shamelessly sports is blocking his shoddy directorial visions, but the last time I checked Brazzer’s can afford to pay the going rate.
In a porn world not backed up by US Government bailouts this paradigm means Jeff Mullen goes out of business and Brazzer’s does not-period. His rational about the state of the market as a justification for paying chicks rock bottom prices is analogous to a shopper at Albertson’s going into the store running up a grocery bill of $100.00 and leaving $50.00 with the cashier as the shopper heads for the door. Jeff Mullen’s business attitude is that of a common sack-of-shit low-life thief.
Furthermore, what the fuck does Jeff Mullen know about porno or even the very act of sex for that matter? This boob runs around making parody movies-WTF??? What do parodies have to do with sex? What fucking dipshit sits around in their underwear thinking-“I’d really like to beat-off to a Bill Cosby look-a-like fucking his look-a-like TV wife”. Jeff Mullen is the very embodiment of what is wrong with America today-STUPIDITY.
Jeff, if you are looking for rock bottom prices on talent, I suggest you try the slums of Bangladesh. You know Jeff, I always wanted to see an M. Knight Shyamalan Sex Parody. So get crackin’, you smug self-inflated asshole the world is holding its breath for your next masterpiece.
-Tim