PROOF THAT DICK TRACY WANTS TO WHACK OFF TO THE GENE SIMMONS SEX TAPE!

Fayner Posts: So yesterday I wrote that the Gene Simmons tape would only be bought by one person and that person is performer Dick Tracy who loves KISS so much he’d probably drink Paul Stanley’s semen if he asked him to.

Not an hour passed and Dick sends me this email announcing his love for Gene Simmons.

Strange? Yes indeed.

Unhealthy? Of course.

Expected? Without a doubt.

Dick Tracy Writes In: dude

I fucking launched diet sprite outta my nose all over my computer screen laughing so fucking hard..yeah gene is one ugly sob but kiss rules dude(yeah so does VAN HALEN too..I cant say they suck,especially now they’ve got dave

back..great show..I went 3 times by the way)…yes I buy everything kiss puts out….but actually not too sure about this one..but yeah I’ll watch it probably….hahahahaha..fuckin faynor…………… – D2thamuthafuckinT

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