Fayner Posts: So did anyone see Nip/Tuck the other night? I know the show is out there and borderline retarded, but it’s an addiction hard to handle. So I watch.
Okay, so the whole plot about the porn chick and her guy Ram Peters (I think that’s his name) is wicked fucking corny, but I’ve grown to expect this from the show.
But the part where the one doctor pulls Ram aside and says, what can I do to get this chick (some hot chick) out of her porn contract? And Ram says if you give three old chicks surgical makeovers she’ll be free from her contract.
Now first off, where do they come up with these story ideas? Not from the porn industry. I can’t remember once since I entered this business that a company and a contract girl have been at odds over a contract. Not once. Can you???
And then I got to thinking about if that was a smart move on Ram’s part. Is one young slut equal to three old chicks in terms of profit? And what constitutes an old chick in this business?
I think somewhere around 25 a porn chick becomes old for this business. Not for the real world, of course; 25 is still young in regular society. But if a chick comes into the business at 18 and is still kicking around at 25 she’s old. Sorry to all of you who believe otherwise, but that’s just how I feel.
So I got to work trying to figure out if three old porn chicks are equal to one young one. First I checked the agency sites. Gold Star has 106 chicks working for them (and my math could be off, but only a point or two), and out of that 47 are over 25 years old. That’s almost half of the girls, proving that the trends have swayed from young naïve sluts to seducing older MILF chicks. Over at Shy Love’s ATM agency, 10 out of the 41 chicks are older than 25, one quarter. This is a much lower percentage than Gold Star.
Now let’s assume all the chicks make the same money per scene.
Now remember that Ram gave up one 18 year old for basically three older chicks, and the question is whether that was a smart move.
In the case with Gold Star, it certainly is. You’d make a lot more money with the older chicks. But with ATM you’d still come up short.
Why bring any of this up? Why should anyone even care? What does this have to do with anything at all?
I can’t answer that. I just have nothing else to write right now. Sorry.