ALAURA EDEN GETS AVN AWARD NOMINATION DESPITE BEING OUT OF BUISNESS FOR THREE YEARS

Fayner Posts: Alaura came up to me yesteday.

“Wanna hear something funny?” she asked.

I did.

“I’ve been nominated for an AVN Award in the Best Group Sex Scene for I Dream of Jenna 2!”

“Good for you!”

“The funny thing is, they shot that in like 2003. And my name isn’t even on the box cover; they call me Cherokee!”

Later on, Tony Testa remembers also working on I Dream of Jenna 2 (as either the behind the scenes guy or the fluffer for the dudes, I can’t remember which one he said).

“They put that movie out? God, that was a long time ago! I just assumed it sucked and they didn’t release it.”

We here at Lukeford ask of you, the loyal readers, to stand outside the AVN office and bombard all employees with rotten vegetables until they give Alaura the trophy. I’ve always wanted one of those things on the mantle above the fireplace. Call me a fag, but I just love the way them things sparkle…

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