“ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS…A MALE YORKSHIRE TERRIER IN A BATHING SUIT WITH A LITTLE FLOWER ON THE BUTT!”
[ED NOTE: WE WILL HOPEFULLY BE PUTTING UP A NEW ONE OF THESE EVERY DAY FEATURING A DIFFERENT PORN CHICK’S CHRISTMAS (OR CHANUKAH) DREAM GIFT. SEND ME AN EMAIL AT FAYNERALMIGHTY@GMAIL.COM IF THERE IS A CHICK YOU WANT TO SEE FEATURED HERE. I’LL TRY AND TRACK THE LITTLE WHORE DOWN AND GET THE SCOOP.]