DCypher posts: Sophie Monk is ineffably beautiful. A golden halo of light gently kisses every radiant inch of her silky skin at all times. I know this for a fact because I ran into her one night at my grocery store with her fiancé from that band that doesn’t always suck but whose albums I never buy. She was wearing JUICY sweats and had no makeup on. She still looked fucking hot. It was hard not to stalk her around the aisles and come up with reasons to talk to her.
Turns out she’s got a moral compass too, even though she is posing “nude” to promote it, which may mean it is slightly damaged. I will have to check with the authority on such issues. Now all I need to hear is that she is Buddhist too and close personal friends with the Dalai Lama and I will know she is indeed my soul mate.
Do me a favor? Keep your fingers crossed.
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Australian pop singing sensation and actor Sophie Monk is as compassionate as she is beautiful. That’s why she jumped at the opportunity to speak up for animals by shedding her clothes and posing nude in a bed of chili peppers alongside the tagline “Spice Up Your Life—Go Vegetarian” in one of PETA’s sexiest vegetarian PSAs to date.
As a longtime vegetarian, Sophie wants fans to know that giving up meat is one of the best things you can do to “spice up your life.” Eating a diet of vegetarian foods will give you more energy, help you stay trim, and improve blood flow to all of your body’s organs. “If you are going to take your clothes off for something, it better be a good cause,” says Sophie in her interview with PETA. And a good cause it is! Going vegetarian will not only help spice up your own life, it’s the best thing you can do to help the environment and save billions of animals from suffering in factory farms.