Fayner Posts: Keith and I went to the local IHOP for breakfast the other morning while TR was off at the spa with Alaura. In walked Pat Myne with his wife and niece. We all said hello, then they sat down across the restaurant. We continued with our meal.
From out of nowhere we hear Pat yelling at the top of his voice as he stands on the bench.
“I ordered the Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity! What is this, a crepe? Take it back!!”
“But sir, you ordered this.”
“The fuck I did! I ordered the Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity! I always order the Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity! I always will order the Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity! It’s my thing! Take it back!”
“Right away, sir. Sorry for the inconvenience.”
“You better be! I better not see the Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity on the bill! That shit is on the house!”
And then he sat back down and continued as if nothing happened at all.