Fayner Posts: You all know Travis. He’s the guy who gets to fuck Jenna Presley. You don’t. He also works for Zero Tolerance.

At least for now.

Word on the street is that Travis has been pursuing another career: becoming a seat usher at the Teen Choice Awards.

We placed a call to Nestor at the ZT offices.

“Listen, Greg [ZT head honcho] knows about my dream, and he’s cool with it. If I get the gig next year with the Teen Choice Awards, I’ll be allowed to take a short leave of absence.”

But what if you got the job and couldn’t get the time off from Zero Tolerance?

“That would be a tough one. Would Jamie Lynn Spears be there?”

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