Fayner Posts: I was at Bank of America in Porter Ranch yesterday, minding my own damn business. Some handsome gent creeps up behind me while talking to the same person I was currently speaking to. How rude, I thought, he must be European. It was director Axel Braun.

Axel kept pointing out how great I look with super-short hair. I think about telling him how gay that is, but don’t. Instead:

“The last time I heard your name, Axel, was when you got married [Christmas day, 2005, to BellaDonna’s sister] and didn’t invite me!”

“Wow, that’s funny,” he said, “’cause we just got divorced. That’s why I’m here; changing all the bank cards!”

We said our goodbyes.

Axel is awesome.

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