Fayner Posts: I picked up my ringing iphone. It was Keith. He was frantic.
“Are you ready for this one?” he screamed.
“Wait a sec,” I replied as I took a seat. “Go ahead.”
“So I was giving TMFR a hug this morning after she woke up, and her armpits were all sweaty and stinky. So I said, ‘baby, take a shower! You stink!’ to which she replied, ‘how do you know? You only have one ear?!'”
“Did you say, ‘one ear?'” I asked, as I sat there in total disbelief.
“Yeah. Apparently one smells things through their ears.”
“I did not know that.”
“Well now you do.”