DCypher posts: Baller Nation reported Friday that Kim Kardashian will be appearing in a full spread in an upcoming Playboy. The sexy daughter of OJ defense lawyer, and close personal friend of socialite Paris Hilton, skyrocketed to B list celebrity status earlier this year when our good friends over at Vivid Video put out a “sex tape” of her chocking on rap artist Ray J’s massive anaconda.
Seriously though that guy is crazy hung! Wow. She needed both hands and her mouth to blow him and it still didn’t look like enough. And to think just this weekend one of my friends was insisting that there were no such things as positive stereotypes!
Word is that Kim Kardashian will NOT, I repeat, NOT being getting naked for the Playboy spread which begs the question of why she is doing it in the first place as well as why this would be considered sex news.
Fuck. Nevermind. Go back about your business.