Portrait of the Artist as Humberto HumbertoDCypher posts: Rumors have been circulating around the internet all weekend (shocking!) that aging rawker Marilyn Manson, 38, and his new hottie girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood, 19, actually screw in the music video to his hideous new song HEART SHAPED GLASSES.

Watch the video on You Turd by clicking here!!!

Sources online claim that Marilyn Manson made sure his girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood became the highest paid actress in music video history for her sex scenes with him. Manson allegedly split from his ice queen wife Dita Von Teese last December over of his relationship with Wood. The first two minutes of the video are being described as raunchy, a ridiculous word that usually invokes giggling amongst sophisticated adults, because they feature Manson and Wood writhing around naked, having passionate sex.

Some article online I can’t recall has Manson telling MTV News, “I did insist that Evan be paid the most that any actress has ever been paid in music-video history to be in this, even though she wouldn’t have asked for it. There’s no one else that could’ve been in it, because it was inspired by her.”

The video is an obvious homage to LOLITA in the same way that WONDERLAND was but in this case truth proves it’s earned the right to its adage by being curiouser still than fiction. The only real question left then remains…is it too early in the day to get high?

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