Fayner Posts: This has been all over the news wires this morning. This is heavy, heavy shit, according to "the real" Mason Dixon.
You see, in the new movie Rocky Balboa there is a boxer character with the same name as Zero Tolerance/Black Ice contact director, Mason Dixon. And he is super pissed off.
"Listen up!" the popular director tells me as we sip grape soda in his Toyota Celica outside his rented apartment in Watts, California. "I don’t know who this other guy walking around with my name thinks he is. Sheet! I’m the originator! I’m the constipator! I’m the maximum flavor! I’m the pizza craver! I’m the cremator! Remember that, sucka!"
"But Mason," I tell him, "the guy in the movie isn’t real, he’s just a character. You shouldn’t feel threatened."
"Isn’t real? Isn’t real? Sheet, I’m the real muthafuckin’ deal, flavor-saver yo!"
"No, he isn’t real."
"You sayin’ I’m ignorant?"
"I’m sayin’ that you’re not too bright, yes."
"Yeah, you lucky I can’t get in no trouble ’til this lawsuit is over."
"You know you won’t win, right? I mean, you don’t own the term Mason Dixon. It’s a part of history."
"Stop using all that college talk, white-boy! I am history, history in the making, in the pie baking, in the morning waking, in the leaf raking, in the penny taking!"
"Good luck in court."
Mason Dixon vs. Rocky Balboa begins Monday, July 9th.