Taylor Rain writes in her journal at www.clubtaylorrain.com
TODAY I WOKE UP IN THE MOOD TO GO HOUSE SHOPPING IN MALIBU. SO ME AND KEITH GOT INTO THE BEAMER WITHOUT THE DOGS AND HEADED WEST TO FIND ME A NEW HOME! I KNOW WE WERE JUST BROWSING BUT I KEPT TEASING KEITH SAYING “BABY CAN WE BUY THIS ONE CAN WE BUY THAT ONE?” TO HOUSES THAT COST LIKE $30 MILLION DOLLARS WHICH IS A LOT OF CHEESE EVEN WITH MY SHOPPING HABBITS! SAY SOMETHING! WE SAW ONE HOUSE THAT HAD THREE SEPARATE POOLS IN THE BACKYARD AND ONE INSIDE! IT BELONGS TO SOME SUPER FAMOUS ACTOR I WAS TOLD BY THE REAL ESTATE LADY NOT TO MENTION CAUSE ITS UNETHICAL. I TOLD HER ‘HEY IM A FAMOUS REPORTER AND I ALWAYS PROTECT MY SOURCES YOU CAN COUNT ON ME LADY!’ SO WE DIDN’T BUY ANYTHING WHICH SUCKS HAIRY BALLS BUT I DID GET TO STOP OFF AND GET FISH AND CHIPS WHICH IVE BEEN JONSING FOR ALL WEEK. I WRAPPED UP SOME FOR THE PITBULLS BUT DECIDED THERE IS NO WAY IM PUTTING NASTY FISH AND CHIPS IN MY BRAND NEW BEAMER TO STINK UP THE INTERIOR. THAT’S WHY FAYNER ISNT ALLOWED IN MY CAR!!! ANYWAY, HAD A BUSY LAST FEW WEEKS!! WENT TO VEGAS FOR SPIDERMAN 3 PREMIER, GOT NEW BLACK RIMS FOR ME 650 CONVERTIBLE, GOT 3 NEW BAGS FROM LOUIS VUITTON, WENT TO SAN FRANCISCO FOR A LITTLE R&R, AND JUST GOT BACK FROM MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND AT HAVASU, THEN TODAY HOUSE SHOPPING!!! YUP, THAT’S ME, I’M ALL WASHED UP, A HAS BEEN, NO FUTURE…. PSYKE!!!!!!
