Fayner Posts: I’m finally going to Lake Havasu! Dez and Staci, who go every year, I guess felt inclined to invite me since they asked Taylor while I was standing next to her. They probably didnt want me to go, I understand that, but they felt like they needed to out of kindness for the less fortunate.
Not knowing exactly what to expect when I go, I thought inviting Lisa Marie along couldnt hurt the whore-slut-cocksucking-department. She accepted. Good whores usually do
So when Memorial Day comes around, we’ll all be hittin the boat and dong whatever people do when they’re in Havasu. For me, that means blowing coke. For Taylor, that means smoking weed. For Dez, it means playing videogames.
And for Lisa Marie, that means sucking a lot of cock.
"I really think I can get to 100!" she says to me over the phone. "My mouth is ready, my tongue is too. I just need to work my throat out a little bit more of the next week or so and by the time we get there I’ll be well on my way to giving 100 blowjobs! The only downside is that I have to give Fayner one!"
Its sure to be a good time had by all, especially Lisa Marie. I for one will not be sharing a toothbrush with her at any point of the weekend. Smart, aint I?