Fayner Posts: Not saying the thing is worth anything ‘cause it probably isn’t, but I finally finished writing my movie script. One hundred and twelve pages of pure brilliance. Around 20,000 words or so, which despite everyone thinking I’d overdose way way before ever finishing the thing it an amazing triumph in itself. The people who have read it or parts of it say its well-above most of the scripts they’ve read, but knowing the quality (or lack thereof) of movies these days Im aware it isn’t saying much. And with the new Fayner being a workaholic Ive already written 30 pages into a new script I came up with three days ago. I’m on a roll, people, better jump on board now if you wanna ride these coattails to the top! Naw, just kidding: once I get famous I wont remember an of you asswipes.
In the next couple of months you will see what I’m talking about. Entertainment Weekly called and is doing an article on me, somthing like, "From Scum to #1!" I’ve gone shopping for a Cadillac for my father and while in Nantucket this summer I’ll also be looking for a new house there to buy for my mommy. Whatever is left from the selling of this script goes to Taylor and Keith ’cause they’ve kept me alive for the past two years and I wouldn’t be able to snort the profits away knowing I didn’t pay them back.
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