Fayner Posts: Everyone knows about this time that the other day we put the clocks forward an hour in light of Daylight Savings. Most of our phones and computers do it automatically for us, and if they don’t we all figure it out by the end of Sunday that the time has changed on us. Even common street junkies know by Monday morning. So do coma victims, and dead presidents, too. Everyone of us knows.
Everyone of us except Taylor’s mother, Mama Rain.
I guess it doesn’t really matter if you’re an hour behind everyone when its just you that you’re in charge of in life. But when you have a six-year-old child like Mama Rain does, it is very important that you’re up-to-date on things such as the time.
The time your child has to be at school, for instance.
The best mothers are the ones who bring their kid to school on Monday morning an hour late.
Taylor’s mother is the best ever.
Hopefully she doesn’t read this site anymore, ’cause if she does she’s gonna stop telling us anything about how she’s a dumbass and then it won’t be passed on to you, our loyal reader, for shits and giggles.
Cross your fingers.