TMFR WRITES:

WHAT’S HARD AND WHAT’S WHACK???

CORN BEEF ON WHITE WITH MAYO IS HARD AND CORN BEEF ON RYE WITH MUSTARD IS WHACK!!!!

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Yesterday my house was burglarized and I caught the guy on tape and actually CAPTURED and held his scum bag girlfriend and his getaway car!!! They had been stealing UPS, FEDEX, and U.S. Post Office packages from in front of my house for weeks of over $3400 in items.

Here are the links to all the versions I have created of thie "THIEF" video that I am putting out over the internet. I am also posting photos of his car and license plate to see if someone will get me his home address info.

http://www.moviegunrentals.com/thief_mov/thief.mpg  
http://www.moviegunrentals.com/thief_mov/thief.avi
http://www.moviegunrentals.com/thief_mov/thief_mp4.mov  

TMFR WRITES:

WHAT’S HARD AND WHAT’S WHACK???

BANDITS HARD AND SMOKIES WHACK!!!

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Taylor was hanging out Saturday night with Naudia Nyce and she MEANT to say… ‘SPECIFIC’…. but it came out as

"sespicification"

TR: WHO FUCKIN CARES?

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I AIN’T LENDING YOU MY COPY SO GO BUY IT

TMFR WRITES:

WHAT’S HARD AND WHAT’S WHACK???

WOMEN ARE HARD AND MEN ARE WHACK!!!

(SPECIAL QUOTE FROM MY MOTHER!)

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Police Arrest Juvenile in Horse Bestiality Case; Alleged Crime Caught on Tape

from WAFB9 News

Detectives in St. Gabriel, Louisiana arrested a male juvenile Thursday morning, and charged him with crime against nature in connection with alleged acts of bestiality with a horse.

Image from Surveillance Tape; Suspect’s Face Blurred

The juvenile, who is under age 17, is being held in the Iberville Parish Juvenile Detention Center. Authorities said Thursday they were trying to get psychiatric help for the juvenile suspect.

Detectives say they received a tip from someone who saw a WAFB 9NEWS report in which still frames from a surveillance tape were broadcast Wednesday night. The tipster said they believed they recognized the young man shown on the tape, detectives said.

St. Gabriel Police Chief Kevin Ambeau says in all his 20 years in law enforcement, he’s never come across a case like the one. "We gotta catch this guy, he needs help," Ambeau said Wednesday, when he first released the tape to the media.

The owners of a local barn approached Chief Ambeau with surveillance video showing what appeared to be a light haired young man engaging in sexual activities with a small horse. "What I saw on the tape, I still can’t believe," Ambeau says.

The police investigation began about two months ago after the owners of the barn reported finding sexual paraphernalia in a horse stall, according to Ambeau. The chief says that’s when the owner put up two cameras and captured images of a slender man walking between two stables.

"Always [going] to the same animal," Ambeau observed. "On the tape, he was [going] to the same animal performing sexual acts."

At Chief Ambeau’s request, WAFB 9NEWS brightened and stilled frames of video showing the man with the horse. WAFB 9NEWS chose not to show moving video of the man with the horse.

Pflugerville man saves friend during chimp attack

Escaped primate attacked group near sanctuary in Africa

from American-Stateman

His friend’s hand was a mangled mess, most of it was gone. The station wagon had stalled after the driver desperately tried to ram through a gate. And now the chimpanzee that had attacked them on an isolated mountain road in West Africa was coming at them again.

What was supposed to be a day of sightseeing Sunday at the Tacugama Chimpanzee Sanctuary had turned into a moment that will forever be seared into Gary Brown’s memory.

"I knew I was going to die, but I didn’t want to die running," said the 51-year-old Pflugerville man, who was working as a contractor in Sierra Leone.

Inside the Peugeot station wagon were Brown; two American co-workers; Melvin Mammah, a friend Brown had met in Freetown, the capital; and Issa Kanu, who had been driving them back and forth to work and other places during their stay. Brown was in Africa working for a telecommunications company at the U.S. Embassy, said officials with Spectrum Solutions and Caddell Construction.

Brown, who returned home Tuesday, didn’t know at the time that more than a dozen chimps had escaped from the 100-acre sanctuary near Freetown. And he didn’t know that chimps would attack people. When the chimp had appeared on the road in front of them, he had fished for his camera, eager to get a snapshot.

But Kanu seemed to know something was wrong and put the car in reverse.

That’s when the chimp charged, Brown said.

He said it tore off the side mirror and broke through the back windshield.

"It was like the glass wasn’t even there," he said.

Brown said he’s 5-foot-9 and weighs more than 200 pounds, and the chimp probably outweighed him.

"He had every bit two-inch fangs, and he was screaming like a banshee . . . when he was charging us."

Mammah fought the chimp off but not before the chimp bit off half of his hand, Brown said.

They wrapped up Mammah’s hand and drove forward, trying to outrun the chimp, Brown said. Then they came to a steel gate. Kanu rammed it, and the gate opened, but not enough to get the car through, he said.

The car stalled, its front end crumpled. Reverse didn’t work, so they got out and tried to push it backward so they could turn it around, Brown said.

"He was charging again, coming up the road," Brown said. "When we turned around, we all dove in the car."

Kanu tried the key again. The wagon started, and he tried to drive through the opening in the gate, but the car became wedged into the opening, Brown said.

The chimp "went across the top of the car, and that’s when . . . it was just a flurry trying to get away from it. Melvin got pulled out of the car by it."

When he jumped out of the car, Brown said he heard Mammah screaming for help. Everyone else in the car had fled, Brown said.

Brown said he used to work as a telephone lineman and was used to facing down angry dogs. He spotted a large tree limb.

"I grabbed it and I just started to charge around the car to go help Melvin," he said.

"I believe it was God who got me through it, he turned my fear into anger."

The chimp charged him, he said, and he drove the end of the limb into its throat and then chased it away.

Mammah looked like he was bleeding to death but refused to allow Brown to carry him, Brown said. He said he looked for the chimp and spotted it in the jungle, watching him. He could hear chimpanzees screaming all around them.

Brown said he helped Mammah hobble down the road, where a military patrol found them and took them to a hospital.

Later, a van pulled up with Kanu’s mangled body. Brown said he thought the other Americans were dead, too.

"I can’t get it out of my head," he said.

Mammah lost all but two fingers on one hand but is recovering in a Freetown hospital. The two other Americans escaped to the embassy.

Doug Cress, the executive director of the Pan African Sanctuary Alliance, said the chimps in the sanctuary are former pets that have been abused by humans. He said the chimp that attacked Brown’s group was probably panicked because it was in unfamiliar territory.

Chimpanzees are five times stronger than humans, and when they get upset in the wild, they uproot trees and throw rocks and "just go insane with pent-up force," Cress said.

Authorities are not sure which chimp attacked the men, said Cress, who is a friend of the founder of the Tacugama Chimpanzee Sanctuary. The chimps will be brought back to the sanctuary but will not be euthanized, he said.

Brown, meanwhile, is just glad to be home.

"I just lived a nightmare," he said. "I know if I hadn’t fought, we would all be dead.

"From what they explained to me, I became the alpha male when I charged him," Brown said. "He wasn’t expecting a fight."

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl is wearing a fire fighter’s helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.

"Thanks" the girl says.

The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.

"Little Partner", the fire fighter says, "I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar too, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren."

Would-be bank robber ends up locked in bank.

A would-be bank robber is lacking an important component to a successful heist — an exit strategy.

Instead of escaping with loot, a California gunman finds himself locked in the bank, with police outside.

The police captain calls that "very smart."