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Daily Archives: March 22, 2006
LOOK AT MY TITS… ARE THEY EVEN?
Amazing video by this hot chick who goes into stores and asks people if her booibs look even… if they look meal.. OH MY!!!
JOHN, ARE YOU THERE? IT’S YOKO
Lennon friend attacks TV seance to reach ex-Beatle

By Sue Zeidler
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Yoko Ono’s longtime friend and spokesman on Tuesday said an upcoming TV seance to contact her late husband, ex-Beatle John Lennon, was tacky, exploitative and far removed from the icon’s way of life.
"John Lennon was an amazing communicator of heart, mind and spirit. He still speaks to those who choose to listen to his recordings. That was the medium he chose to speak with us. A ‘pay per view’ seance was never his style," said Elliot Mintz, Ono’s spokesman.
Ono has declined to comment on the upcoming pay-per-view seance, to air on iN DEMAND on April 24.
But Mintz, a close friend of the former Beatle, said he felt a need to say something and issued a statement to Reuters outlining his own feelings about the program and other recent media events aimed at capitalizing on the 25th anniversary of Lennon’s death.
"In the end, such a show only benefits the producers. It’s another example of the misuse of John’s affirmation of life as opposed to the preoccupation of his death," Mintz wrote.
"The proposed show strikes me as being tasteless, tacky and exploitative," Mintz said.
Last week, the producers of a profitable but failed 2003 attempt to contact the late Princess Diana, announced plans to shoot a new pay-per-view seance to contact Lennon, who was murdered over 25 years ago by Mark David Chapman outside Manhattan’s Dakota apartment building where he lived.
While critics skewered the "The Spirit of Diana," the show drew over half a million U.S. viewers willing to pay $14.95 to watch it. The Lennon show will air on April 24 on a pay-per-view channel and cost $9.95.
The producers said they chose Lennon because the former Beatle, like Diana, is an icon and was also a deeply spiritual person. "The Spirit of John Lennon" is being done without the knowledge or consent of John Lennon’s estate.
The program will show psychics traveling to sites of significance to the former Beatle, including the Dakota apartment building and a town in India where he went on a spiritual retreat.
The show will culminate as psychics, colleagues and confidantes sit at a seance table for 30 minutes surrounded by infra-red cameras that can capture any "presence" or spirit that enters the room.
Mintz also took issue with a recent NBC "Dateline" broadcast on Lennon’s death because it focused on Chapman, rather than Lennon, as well as a new feature film about Chapman, to star Lindsay Lohan and Jared Leto as Chapman.
"The producers of the film will be granting an assassin’s dream. It will also send out a message to other disturbed people that there is a fast track to international fame," said Mintz, who has acted as a spokesman for Bob Dylan, Diana Ross, Crosby, Stills & Nash and Don Johnson, among others.
SOMEONE FIND THIS ASSHOLE!!!
Check out the video clipo of this PATHETIC COWARD of a man… beating up his grandmother!!
Someone find this asshole and smack him like the bitch he is.. wow, takes a real man to slap around a woman, let alone a Grandmother!!
LOVE AND WINE
New York porn star hits it big as wine-maker

By Daniel Trotta
NEW YORK (Reuters) – It seemed like the perfect gimmick: a celebrity porn star would launch her own wine, with her alluring picture on the label.
Savanna Samson did just that, but when it received a score of 90 to 91 out of 100 by wine guru Robert Parker, the project became serious. It turns out Samson, the star of "The New Devil in Miss Jones," has produced an exceptional wine, becoming the toast of two industries: wine-making and pornography.
"I never wanted to just do gimmick. That would just happen with me being a porn star, me having a photographer shoot the label, how risque could I get on the label — all those things," Samson, the stage name for 31-year-old Natalie Oliveros, said in an interview.
The seriousness of the idea was lining up a respected wine maker. So she convinced Italy’s Robert Cipresso — also a vintner to the Vatican — to join the project.
Samson went to Tuscany and tasted dozens of Cipresso’s Italian-grown varieties, then she selected a mix of 70 percent Cesanese, 20 percent Sangiovese and 10 percent Montepulciano. She ordered over 400 cases.
"I knew I wanted Roberto to make my wine — I just love his passion for wine," said Samson.
The result is Sogno Uno, a 2004 vintage of an Italian red wine packaged under the Savanna name with a label of Samson in a see-through gown. It was launched last month.
Parker has been called the most influential wine critic in the world, and a score of 90 to 95 denotes "an outstanding wine of exceptional complexity and character."
"Trust me, I didn’t add any points for Ms. Samson’s personal presentation," Parker wrote in his review.
NAUGHTY AND SPICE
Samson is one of the biggest names in pornography, having won best actress in the Adult Video News Awards (AVN), the pornographic equivalent of the Oscars, and another AVN Award for a scene she shared with Jenna Jameson in last year’s "The Masseuse." She has made two dozen porn flicks.
The wine "really represents who I am," said Samson.
"There’s spiciness — the Cesanese has the naughty side of me. And yet it’s an elegant wine. I love the opera, and I’m a classically trained ballet dancer. And there is some chocolate undertone, which I just love. There’s a little bit of sweetness. Like, 10 percent of the time I’m sweet," she said.
She is working on a white wine — Sogno Due — that could be out later this year, and also has ideas of expanding into champagne, ice wine and grappa.
Samson, who was raised Catholic in upstate New York, said it was pure coincidence that Cipresso also sells wines to the Vatican. She met him through her husband, a wine merchant.
"My priest said in Mass once, ‘Violence or pleasures of the flesh. What is the greater of two evils?’ I think we all know the answer. I felt like he was saying that toward me," she said.
Still, she never had her parent’s blessing for her career choice as an adult movie star. "They were so devastated. They were terribly, terribly upset."
But while she will continue her film career, wine-making may offer some redemption. "I wanted to do something that my parents could be proud of," she said.
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HAPPY 420 EVERYONE!!! CHOKE AND TOKE IT’S ABOUT THAT TIME!!!
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DID I EVER TELL YOU THIS ONE ABOUT AVA DEVINE?
C’mon, fucking the dog
That’s right, I’m fucking the dog
You’re never done ’till you do it like I said
You’ve got no one to love, I’m just fucking the dog
Fuck, fuck, fucking the dog
G.G. Allin (1956-1993) Fuckin’ The Dog
Fayner Posts: I can’t recall the exact date or year, but it was around the time Ashley Blue and Trent Tesoro broke up. Right before that, I’m sure.
Some of us were meeting up at their old place off Reseda, and when me and my trusted companion Rhiannon showed up there were a bunch of people hanging out outside the garage door ’cause smoking was forbidden inside.
Ava Devine was there, and I only remember this because of what happened after me and Rhiannon got there.
“What a nice dog,” Ava told me.
“Thanks,” I replied.
“Is it a boy?” she asked.
“It’s a girl.”
“Aw, that sucks!” she yelled.
“Why is that?” I inquired.
“‘Cause if it was a male dog I’d let him fuck me.”
“Are you serious?” I questioned.
“Oh, yeah!” she slurped.
“Fine. Stay here and I’ll be back in ten minutes with a 120 lb. male Rottweiler that I guarantee will fuck you! Are you game?”
“I promise.”
I instantly began jogging towards my car. If it wasn’t for the guy I won’t name who was with her at the time pleading with me to not go get a dog to fuck her this story might have ended much differently than it did with Ava not getting fucked by a big dog for my viewing pleasure.
If Ava’s reading this and still wants to go through with this let me know. Sure, it’s illegal, but I promise not to tell anyone.
Okay?
CHECK OUT THIS AWESOME CHICK FIGHT!
THANKS TO TYLER DURDEN FOR SENDING US THIS LINK
CLICK HERE TO SEE TWO CHICKS BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF EACH OTHER!
DID SOME RESEARCH IN A BOOK TODAY!!!
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I FOUND OUT THE REAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SATIVA AND INDICA MARIJUANA!!!
I never knew the difference between the two primary varieties, until I started reading this book that I found from my house. My friend "The Hippie" has tons of these books. He is real WEED SMART!!!
Anyways, Cannabis Sativa and Indica are the two main types of cannabis most useful as medicine. PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE UNLESS YOU HAVE A MEDICAL LICENSE OR AN ILLNESS!!J/K SMOKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SATIVA gives you a head high!!! There is a feeling of being uplifted and energized. The brain can become more stimulated and active. Sativa is a taller, lighter green plant with less chlorophyll and more THC than CBS. It is slower growing and takes longer to mature. The entire plant is usable from bud to stock, however, it is the top of the plant that is most valued. Sativa sires from Mexico, Colombia, Parts of Asia and Thailand. Sativa can be recognized by the smell that is sweet and fruity while the smoke is mild tasting!!!
INDICA gives you a body high!! There is a feeling of relaxtion and the high feels heavier, stronger and more sleepy like!!! That’s a HOLLER!!! It is a shorter, darker-green plant that has its origins in the hashish producing countries like Afghanistan, Pakistan, and Tibet. Indica matures more quickly and produces dense, broad, short leaves that may turn purplish as they reach maturity. The buds are also heavy and dense. The smell of Indica is stronger and more stinky or skunk like!!! Because of the relaxing effect upon the body, Indica contains more CBC a natural pigment protection from the sun for the leaves of the plant and less THC. The CBC when combined with THC takes longer to come on as a high, but it also lasts up to twice as long!!!! The smoke when inhaled is more prone to cause coughing. Indica is traditionally used to make hashish.
Also, it is some combination of Sativa and Indica that have created strains like Diamond Cutter which is 50% Indica and 50% Sativa. Example, Super Silver Haze is also a 50/50 combo!!!
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