Fayner Posts: Got it from a wicked super reliable source that lovebirds Shy Love and Eric Hunter have called it quits. It’s a sad day, indeed.
My penis, however, wishes to remind young Shy that her mouth has a four year old commitment to pleasing him which must now be fulfilled as she is now single. My penis has waited a long time, so Shy, it better be worth it, babe, okay?
Sweet.