Fayner Posts: You know some times you just gotta stir things up. It makes life more fun. Plus, if you’re anything like me and have trouble getting chicks, anything is worth a try, right?
So Mia Rose is back from Tampon, Florida and I was going over to her place to conduct a serious interview with her (coming later today).
Now I’ve learned from bad experiences to always shower before going to a porno beauties house…just in case, you know?
For the fuck of it, I decided to shave my balls. But then I thought, "hey, why don’t I shave just one and then tell Mia about it so she’ll wanna see what a dumbass I am and maybe she’ll just decide to put it in her mouth!"
Well, I told Mia about my one ball being shaved and the other one not. She didn’t take the bait. I think she said, "Oh, Fayner!" and forgot all about it. Fuck.
My plan didn’t work. I failed.
But wouldn’t it be funny if I met a non porn chick today and we ended up in bed and then she saw that I only shaved one ball? That would be funny.