GET YOUR NOMINATIONS IN!

Fayner Posts: The Annual Lukeford.com Awards are coming up soon! We know you’ve been dying to see them! Well, we’ve been dying to make them up! So, along with classics like "Best Hair in Porn" and the "Tony Testa Most Drugs Taken" awards, which I will choose without help, we’ve decided to let you all help choose the winner in the following categories.

Send nominations to faynerpornbiz@hotmail.com

1) Fat Cheeseburger Award –

2) Biggest Hooker Award –

3) Limpest Dick Award –

4) Biggest Pimp Award –

5) The "I’m Not Gay, Really I’m Not" Award –

6) Stupidest Couple Award –

7) The Best PA Award –

8) Worst Movie of the Year Award –

9) The Biggest Drug Dealer Award –

10) Biggest Pothead Award –

11) Best Dog Award –

12) Biggest Dirtbag –

13) Most In Need Of A Shower Award –

14) Most In Need Of A Breathmint Award –

15) Sexiest Bitch Award –

16) Best Newcummer Award –

17) The "I Need To Retire NOW" Award –

18) Most BI-POLAR Award –

19) The "I’ll DO Anything for $5" Award –

20) My Boobjob Sucks Award –

21) The White Trash Award-

22) Best Ass Award –

23) Worst Ass Award –

24) The "I Can’t Leave The House Without Makeup" Award – 

25) Nicest Person Award –

26) Biggest Overbite Award –

27) Best Couple Award –

28) Biggest Overall Skank Award –

29) "Steroids? Me?" Steroids Award –

30) Best Lesbian Scene Award –

31) Best Anal Performer Award –

32) Most Elegant Girl In Porn Award –

33) Biggest DipShit Award –

34) Biggest Porno Primadonna –

36) Biggest Cock For A White Boy Award –

37) Most Crooked Dick Award –

38) I Need An Injection To Get Hard Award –

39) Best Adult Industry Gossip Site Award –

40) Best Porno Company Award –

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