FAYNER So tell me you’ve at least seen an igloo before, being that you’re from Alaska.
AVA ROSE Oh, I have.
FAYNER Did you know they’re made from snow?
AVA ROSE Really? I had no idea. [find out how to make an igloo here]
FAYNER Have you ever stuck your head into a frigid river and pulled a salmon out with your teeth?
AVA ROSE What?
FAYNER You know, like the Grizzly Bears do?
AVA ROSE No. I can’t get my claws to grow that long. It’s a serious issue for me.
FAYNER I see. But I was talking about with your teeth, not your claws. But that’s okay. Where was I going with this?
AVA ROSE Fuck if I know.
FAYNER Do people recognize you when you go out?
AVA ROSE What, like my friends?
FAYNER No, dumbass…regular people? I get recognized when I go to the gas station, so I thought you might too.
AVA ROSE No.
FAYNER They will, trust me. Especially after this interview.
AVA ROSE You’re gonna make me a star?? Awesome! But first I have to suck your dick, right?
FAYNER Well not with your mother walking around, but eventually you will have to.
[Taylor Rain Says: The rest of the Ava Rose interview will not be posted until Ava sucks Fayner’s dick. C’mon, he needs it bad!]