Travis Writes In: Poor Baby Jessica is still stuck in the couch! The sad thing is the charger has been stuck to the wall ever since Baby Jessica went missing in the couch. He just doesn’t want to let go. The funny thing is someone asked if I had some high tech phone because I don’t have a new one yet. The thing is I had the cheapest phone possible I couldn’t even text message. It was the same phone Zak Morris used on Save By the Bell. I will give you a Baby Jessica update as soon as anything develops.
Fayner Says: Travis told me to ask people to send him a new phone. I said that Lukeford.com would flip the bill if and only if Travis would fish his new cell phone out of his former crush Vanity’s butthole.
He hasn’t said no yet.