SO MY BIG PROJECT FOR THE DAY WAS TO CLEAN OUT MY CLOSET CAUSE I BUY TOO MUCH CLOTHES! WELL OBVIOUSLY I HAD TO SMOKE LOTS OF WEED FIRST BUT FAYNER SAID "HEY YOU CAN POSE FOR PICTURES WEARING ALL YOUR OUT OF DATE CLOTHES AND WE CAN POST THEM AND IT WILL BE SUPER FUNNY!" HES FUCKING NUTS!
SO AFTER GETTING REALLY HIGH AND GOING TO GET A SLURPEE I GOT TO WORK. MAN I HAVE A LOT OF CLOTHES! I JUST PRAY PINK NEVER GOES OUT OF STYLE! THERE WAS NO WAY I COULD DO ALL THIS IN ONE DAY!!!
SO SCOTT AND I TOOK ALL THE DOGS (EVEN OLDIE) TO THE PARK SO THEY COULD SIT IN THE SHADE AND NOT RUN AROUND CAUSE IT IS WAY TOO FUCKING HOT! SCOTT STEPPED IN DOG SHIT TWICE AND BANDIT RIPPED A GIANT BRANCH OFF A TREE AND SCARED ALL THE PUSSY DOG OWNERS. "PUT YOUR DOGS ON A LEASH!" SOME BITCH YELLED AT US. "FUCK YOU! MY PITBULLS ARE THE BEST!
YOUR DOG SUCKS!" AND WE JUST KEPT ON PLAYING AND NOT CARING ABOUT THEM OR THEIR WIMP DOGS! WHAT? SAY SOMETHING BITCH! IM TAYLOR MUTHAFUCKIN RAIN! OH YEAH WE ALMOST TALKED SOME GUY INTO TAKING OLDIE FROM US BUT SHE DID THE WALK AND POOP AND SCARED THE GUY AWAY!
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