Fayner Posts: Stopped by Jenna and Travis’ love palace today since they invited me over to watch the Raiders/San Fran preseason game.
Jenna was passed out on the sofa and Travis was sitting super close to the television watching UFC fights (ie: Gay Gymnastics).
"I told you to come over for the game?" Jenna asked when she woke up. "No I didn’t."
"Once last night," I replied, "and again on my MySpace page."
"I did? Oops!"
They don’t have cable or rabbit ears. There was no way to even watch the game had they remembered that they invited people over for the game.
Somehow the subject of penis entering mouth came up.
"Hey!" Jenna screamed, "one time I threw Honey Love (her dog who is a male) at Travis and his penis went right into Travis’ mouth! It was so funny!"
"Did you enjoy it?" I asked.
"But you do admit a penis went into your mouth?"
"Thanks for being honest."