Ron sends this along…not sure why he sent me something about penis though…
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 

*I do physical labor.

*I work at great depths.

*I plunge head first into everything I do.

*I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

*I work in a damp environment.

*I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

*I work in high temperatures.

*My work exposes me to contagious diseases.


Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have

raised,the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

*You do not work 8 hours straight.

*You fall asleep after brief work periods.

*You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

*You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

*You do not take initiative–you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

*You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

*You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

*You will retire well before you are 65.

*You are unable to work double shifts.

*You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.

*And if all this is not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely, The Management

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