Paris Plans to Torture Children

from the Daily Blabber

E_ParisHiltonTink_136.jpgComing up on Paris Hilton’s to-do list? Reproduction.

The heiress recently gave an interview to The London Mirror in which she discussed her strong desire to populate the world with more spoiled, rich kids.

“I know in my heart of hearts I would be a great mother,” said Paris. “I have a lot of beautiful animals that I look after and I feel that I would have a lot to give to my children. . . . And I don’t want to be an old mom — hopefully it’ll happen soon, within the next five years.”

The virginal Paris (ha!) also advises the young women of the world against "giving it up."

“One-night stands are not for me,” she said. “I think it’s gross when you just give it up. Guys want you more if you don’t just hand it to them on a platter. If they want you, then they will wait. You have to make them work for it.”

I find it hard to believe that pornstar Paris made Stavros Niarchos "work for it". Or Paris Latsis. Or Chad Michael Murray. Or Rick Salomon. Or Nick Carter. Or Jason Shaw. Or Deryck Whibley. Or Tom Sizemore. Or… you get the point.

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