Fayner Posts: I ran into male performer Trent Tesoro yesterday. He looked like shit.
"I got lyme disease," he said, "from rolling around in the grass at my apartment."
"Do I want to know what you were doing rolling around in the grass?"
"Don’t you know you could die from this?" I asked.
"Fuck that!" I’m from Texas, and no microscopic tick is gonna take down a Texan! You can count on that!"
"Sweet. But you still look like shit."