Fayner Posts: Shortly after I posted the story about Jenna Presley today I got a phone call from Jenna’s man, Travis.

   

"You forgot to write the best part about that story," Travis declared.

"And that is?"

"That the other day in the shower I blew the perfect load in Jenna’s face."

"What made it ‘perfect’?"

"It was three days saved up, so it was huge, I mean HUGE, and I blew it right across her face like a milk mustache, only it was cum!"

"Wonderful, wonderful news, Travis. But what does this news have to do with Jenna possibly winning a million bucks?"

"Absolutely nothing," he shouted. "I just wanted to make you jealous."

"Thanks. It worked. Bastard."