Fayner Posts: Vivid star Cassidey asked me what I wanted for my birthday.
I thought for a moment. The young me would have asked her to drop down to her pretty knees and service me. But she’s my friend, and friends don’t ask friends to suck their dirty cock.
The older, wiser me spoke up. "Listen, since you’re in New York dancing why don’t you bring me a huge bag of Dunkin’ Donuts back with you when you leave?"
"Dunkin’ Donuts? That’s what you want?"
"Yes, unless you want me to ask for the other thing I was gonna ask for?"
"NO," she shot back, "I don’t wanna hear your other suggestion. Donuts will be fine. What flavor?"
"All of them."
So now I just sit back and wait. I don’t really want to get my hopes up, because porno chicks don’t have the best memories. But I do have some faith in Cassidey, even though I am 100% sure that whatever she does bring me from Dunkin’ Donuts will be crumpled up in the bottom of her purse and uneatable…
Vegas has the chances of me getting a Chocolate Honey Dipped with a Marlboro stuck in it very good.
I guess we’ll have to wait and find out.