Fayner Posts: This is Oldie Oldenclaw AKA Oldie MoldyCunt AKA Fucking Oldie AKA Zoe. Taylor found her wandering in the desert near Glamis on Thanksgiving and brought her to this house for me to take care of. Oldie is like 15 years old and pretty beat up.
Oldie is the queen of the Walk and Shit.
This morning I was running an errand and left the dogs in the car for like 20 minutes. As I got back into the car I was leaving a message for a friend and kept mentioning how it reaked like shit in my ride. It wouldn’t be the first time she took a dump in the car, but because she’s so old it’s forgiven.
I looked around for shit in the car but found none. I drove home.
When I got out of the car I noticed I was sitting in her shit the whole time. I was not pleased.
I’m thinking of putting a shovel to her head.