Fayner Posts: I gave Ashley Blue a call earlier just for the fuck of it. Actually, I needed a laugh and there ain’t no one better in the porno business to make me laugh except maybe Mike Quasar but he’s too important to answer his phone.

Truthfully, I can’t really remember much of what we spoke about except how Luke Ford called her recently to ask her about books she’s read lately, how she was given a crack lighter along with a free pack of Kool cigarettes at a bar and that the new fad should be getting tattoos of dicks. I told her that my dick would need an elbow because it is so curved.

Oh, Ashley says she hopes to one day work at a chinese laundry. We wish her luck.

That is all.

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