TMFR WRITES:

Went to the doctor’s this afternoon and it was like hell. Couldn’t move off the bed so my baby came home and saved the day and took my stoner ass to see the DOC!!!

First thing doctor asked me have you quit smoking cigs?

TR: NO

DOC: TISK TISK! What’s the problem today TR?

TR: Can’t eat, vomitting anything that I do eat, pooping green stuff, and farting a lot! Oh yeah, my tummy hurts really really really bad!!!

DOC: Sounds like you ate something bad????

TR: Oh yeah, forgot to tell you I ate some bad meat that was sitting out all day in the sun!!!! That was last wed. Or do you think I may be pregant?

DOC: Let’s take some blood and put you on the scale see how much you wiegh!!!

TR: I WEIGH A LOT!!!!

DOC: Don’t be difficult! Lay down and pull down your pants and suck my dick!!!!

TR: WHAT NOW!!!

DOC: YOU HEARD ME BITCH SUCK MY DICK NOW!!!!

TR: J/K

DOC: Lay down and breath for me please!

TR: What’s wrong with me doc????

DOC: You have gastromintistis!

TR: WHAT NOW?

DOC: You pretty much have poison rotting in your tummy!!!

TR: SWEET! Is this fixable?

DOC: Take 2 antibitics per day and also I have these suppository’s for you. You put them up your ASS!

TR: WHAT NOW! I wish I never came to see you guys today!!!

DOC: This is for your own good. Remember drink diet 7up, water and only eat rice and yogurt!!!

TR: That’s it! I need my junk food DOC and I HATE diet soda!!!!

DOC: Do you want to get better?

TR: YES!

DOC: THEN DO WHAT I SAY!!!!

TR: YES SIR!!! THANK YOU!

DOC: COME AGAIN!!!

Went to the market asap and got yogurt, rice, some bread and diet 7 up! HATIN LIFE RIGHT NOW!!! I took one of those pills and Ive been on the toilet for like 2 hours NOW! I’m writing right now on the toilet with my MAC ON MY LAP!!!! THAT’S HARD!!! Fuck taking those things that I put up my ass!!! I’m hurtin enough!!!!

Well now that the whole world knows that I’m shittin green shit NOW I feel like I can tell you guys anything!!!! SWEET!!!

PEACE OUT!!!

TMFR

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