Need a pipe??? GRAB A DICK!!!J/K GRAB A CARROT!!! They are a healthy option as a smoking implement, and also very in expensive!!! Carrots are also very durable and can be frozen for a nice COOL SMOKE! Carrot pipes are easy and fun to make and USE!!!
1 LARGE CARROT, ABOUT AN INCH IN DIAMETER
1 NARLY KNIFE TO CUT THE CARROT
1 OR MORE DRILL BITS OF VARIOUS SIZES
AND 1 PAPER CLIP!
FIRST, wash the carrot and cut both sides until the carrot is about 4-5 inches long!!!!
SECOND, pick up a drill bit that will make an air flow chamber, about the diameter of a pencil. Using a steady hand, drill through the center!! Retract the bit taking off the veggie guts and drive back until you’ve gone completely through!!!
THIRD, it’s time for the bowl!!! Use the same bit or step it up for a party bowl and carefully hand drill the bowl!!!! BE VERY CAREFUL NOT TO GO ALL THE WAY THROUGH TO THE AIR SPACE!!!
FINALLY, use the paperclip to poke a few air holes in the bottom of the bowl, and your ready to go!!!
Your finger works as the carb at the end of the carrot, and of course your new pipe is EDIBLE…..
THOUGH I DON’T RECOMMEND IT!!! I TRYED IT ONCE AND IT SUCKED!!!!
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