Taylor Rain Called Best Buy on Monday to inquire about buying a new computer…. here’s the transcript of the conversation.
SALES REP: Best Buy Computer Department. Can I help you?
TAYLOR RAIN: What up Dawg. I’m setting up an office in my house and I’m thinking about buying a computer.
SALES REP: Mac?
TAYLOR RAIN: No, Taylor.
SALES REP: Your computer?
TAYLOR RAIN: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.
SALES REP: Mac?
TAYLOR RAIN: I told you, my name’s Taylor.
SALES REP: What about Windows?
TAYLOR RAIN: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
SALES REP: Do you want a computer with Windows?
TAYLOR RAIN: I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
SALES REP: Wallpaper.
TAYLOR RAIN: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
SALES REP: Software for Windows?
TAYLOR RAIN: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write my gossip stories for Lukeford.com and track the expenses of living life as a rockstar. What do you have?
SALES REP: Office.
TAYLOR RAIN: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
SALES REP: I just did.
TAYLOR RAIN: You just did what?
SALES REP: Recommend something.
TAYLOR RAIN: You recommended something?
SALES REP: Yes.
TAYLOR RAIN: For my office?
SALES REP: Yes.
TAYLOR RAIN: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
SALES REP: Office.
TAYLOR RAIN: Yes, for my office!
SALES REP: I recommend Office with Windows.
TAYLOR RAIN: I already have an office with windows! OK, let’s just say I’m sitting at my computer and I want to type a letter to Fayner. What do I need?
SALES REP: Word.
TAYLOR RAIN: What now? What word?
SALES REP: Word in Office.
TAYLOR RAIN: The only word in office is office.
SALES REP: The Word in Office for Windows.
TAYLOR RAIN: Which word in office for windows?
SALES REP: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".
TAYLOR RAIN: I’m going to click your blue "W" if you don’t start with some straight answers. What about financial stuff, like keeping track of my money? You have anything I can track my money from my website www.clubtaylorrain.com with?
SALES REP: Money.
TAYLOR RAIN: That’s right. What do you have?
SALES REP: Money.
TAYLOR RAIN: I need money to track my money?
SALES REP: It comes bundled with your computer.
TAYLOR RAIN: What’s bundled with my computer?
SALES REP: Money.
TAYLOR RAIN: Money comes with my computer?
SALES REP: Yes. No extra charge.
TAYLOR RAIN: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
SALES REP: One copy.
TAYLOR RAIN: Isn’t it illegal to copy money?
SALES REP: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
TAYLOR RAIN: They can give you a license to copy money?
SALES REP: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
(Thursday Afternoon…. Taylor calls Best Buy again)
SALES REP: Best Buy Computer Department. Can I help you?
TAYLOR RAIN: How do I turn my computer off?
SALES REP: Click on "START"………..