Fayner Posts: Apparently Trent is still alive.
So alive is he that yesterday the strappingly-handsome sexy male performer heroically saved his neighbors as their living room burned from a faulty electric blanket that caught…duh…on fire while they watched television.
Trent, at the time of the fire, was practicing his lines for an upcoming title role in which he plays a tough street cop with a secret passion for….yeah, you guessed it, sex.
Auditions are still being held for the female star who gets to/ work opposite Tesoro.
More importantly, Trent whisked in and swept up the ancient couple, bringing them to safety before their apartment burned.
Tesoro’s apartment suffered no damage.
Oh, and a family of iguanas the nice old couple kept as pets were also rescued.
Anyone who sees Tesoro this week should congratulate him on being such a hero. I know I did.