Fayner Posts: Called Quaz last night ‘cause on the Simpsons there was a piano store named The Toothless Elephant and I had no one else to call about how damn funny it was.
“You working the rest of the week?” I asked him.
“No,” he shot back.
“How’d you score that?”
“This chick today I was shooting went and took a shit on the two guys she was working with.”
“That’s nasty,” I busted out, “but I hardly think that merits a four day weekend. You are a professional, Mike.”
“Following that she puked like five times all over herself.”
“Shit and puke, huh?”
“Shit and puke.”
“Have a nice weekend.”