WANKER WANG’S TEXT MESSAGE

Fayner Posts: It was a long day today. I was up all night and then went the NAMM show with Craven. Later on back at his house my new gal Haley Paige came by and brought me dinner. I got a text message from Wanker Wang. Haley aso got the same one. It read:

I’m trapped in Buena Park with a cheesy Thai lounge singer and a black midget couple with speech impediments. Help me cause it’s loud

Neither of us did a thing.

Wanker Wang has yet to be heard from since.

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