WE GET ONE STEP CLOSER TO FINDING OUT THE SHOCKING TRUTH!!
Fayner Posts: Up until this morning I was under the assumption that Trent Tesoso had once again fought off his destiny and ran back to Texas with his girl to quit the business and open up a restaurant.
I was quite wrong.
Today I hear that Trent is dead. I call. His machine picks up.
“Hello, you have reached Trent Tesoro, super porno star stud. The rumors about my death are true, I’m sorry to say. However, the good news is I was so hopped-up on Viagra at the time of my demise my fabulous penis will still be available for work through about the 20th of January. Leave a message and someone will get back to you. I love you all!”
So, sadly, Trent is gone. We will certainly forget him. His penis, though, will remain stitched in our hearts forever.